30 Witty Memes Capturing the Trials and Errors of Modern Dating (March 7, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 7, 2024 3:00 PM EST

Welcome queens and princesses of the internet. What's our opinion about dating apps? There's a lot of talk about the negative sides of Tinder and Hinge, as well as the positive. What are we looking for when we sign up for a profile? Some people want a long term relationship, some people want a hookup, and there are several people in between who can't quite put their finger on what it is they want. This is also fine, it's not always a given what you're looking for and it's okay to flow with the waves of life. 

Just because some people find their true loves on dating apps, doesn't mean we can't make fun of all the silly correspondence, the lowkey perversions and hilarious one-liners that have us confused as to where they heard this and why they think it's okay to say to others. Or even to go back over old messages we sent people, and cringe and laugh at our attempts at flirting or engagement with people who maybe weren't so interested.

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    BOWLS Hawaiin Decor for E funeral SAT. 2/21
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    ..ooo Verizon ← 11:05 AM Your bio literally killed me. Literally. Camry It'll be held on Saturday 123 I am very sorry to hear about that. When is your funeral taking place? I feel obligated to attend on account of killing you. 10:04 AM you could prepare a eulogy, my bereaved family would certainly appreciate it. Type your message here Q el. And if QWERTYU ZXCVB 100% ASDF GHJ KL space Send IO O P CVBNM X return
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    ..ooo Verizon ← 11:05 AM M Camry you can prepare a culvyy, my bereaved family would certainly appreciate it. 11:05 AM Okay let me take a quick shot at it: 100% Camry could be best described as affordable or mid-sized. She was extremely safe and dependable, the type you'd trust your teenager with. She was great to take on long road trips and had a rather large back end, which proved useful. I'll forever miss her scent that I could remember from when she first opened up to me. May your pieces Rest
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    me deleting a Meme that got 5 likes T LOSER
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    ..ooo Verizon LTE 11:36 PM Monica 123 YOU MATCHED WITH MONICA ON 3/11/17 GIF Type a Message... Is your name actually Monical but you're embarrassed that your parents misspelled monocle and who names their child after an outdated vision correction device so you just use Monica? Or is it just short for harmonica QWERTYU ASDFGHJ Q ZXCVB 1 18% 4 space Sent Send I O P N M KL X return
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    SPORTS.
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    You and your bro going out lookin fly as
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    The eff are you doing in this fort again Steven finear america
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    MakeAGIF.com
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    ...oo Verizon Yes that 11:53 PM Kat Is kat short for katchup? Good cause I want you across the table from me before I eat these fries tonight Mar 12, 2017, 12:15 AM Is that supposed to be a sexual innuendo...? 25% Nah if i wanted it to be overtly sexual I would've said "good cause I want to flip you upside down and pound until you come on my meat" but I went a lot more conservative cause I thought that might too much Wow you mastered that one Haha thanks. Like when you see an opportunity to make
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    C-SPA c-span.c When you just too rad for these grads
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    Verizon < yesterday Hey John. I'm on a mission to expand my list of fun/ 12:15 AM interesting facts. Do you have one that I can add to my collection? Rachel Your message Aa [o] Nice, are you a digestive tract enthusiast? I'm a big fan of the gut microbiome. GIF 11% Wombats poop in cubes No I'm mostly interested in poop shapes Delivered
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    Verizon 7 It's going. Wbu? Impossible 5:30 PM M Miranda 1.371 IVI 2:58 PM How's your day going Miranda? 1 94% It's not bad. How do you like working as a master Jedi? I was once allowed a spot on the council, but I wasn't granted the rank of master. I love it but it should stay at the beach What is your opinion on sand? I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere Type your message here Send
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    . Verizon < 2:02 AM Tweet John D LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLahtinen @Johndlahtinen We were allowed to bring in 1 page of notes to our final today, this is what I brought IF NICOLAS CAGE CAN STILL GET WORK Tweet your reply THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING Q 45%
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    This fishnchits are rubbish. 8/10
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    Mummy ride. 1/10. Never once said "now THIS is pod racing"
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    clear extension of this doctrine and a willingness to let the jury decide whether the misuse was foreseeable. Are the following misuses foreseeable and thus ones for which the defendant could be liable? An 11-year-old boy rides a vacuum cleaner as if it were a toy car and his slips through an opening in the casing and is seriously injured by the fan blades. See Larue v. National Union Elec. Corp., 571 F.2d 51 (1st Cir.1978) (applying Maine law) (upholding the jury verdict, the court
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    . Verizon < 2:59 AM John D LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLahtinen @Johndlahtinen 1 Retweet 71 Likes Tweet All I'm saying is that Olive Garden can't actually have unlimited breadsticks. Like they have to run out or stop serving you eventually and I don't know what their limit is but I swear I'm gonna find it 11/30/17, 2:48 PM ill View Tweet activity Tweet your reply Q 58% K
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    (Sunday school lesson on the armor of god) Class member: uh this armor seems a little bare on the legs area Guy in wheelchair: ya, that's because you don't actually NEED legs. 11/19/17, 2:40 PM
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    Me to client: I have good news and bad news. Good news you'll get free meals for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!! bad news you'll be in prison. 9/29/17, 10:27 AM
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    How the dean ended her letter to the first year law students: If you're still confused, you don't deserve to be in law school.
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    ...oo Verizon 11:52 PM Lara YOU MATCHED WITH LARA ON 3/11/17 How is your profession as a cable girl going? Mar 12, 2017, 12:19 AM 25% Cause you're Lara the cable girl. Mar 12, 2017, 1:39 AM GIF Type a Message... Get it Sent 4 Send
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    My professor looks like Jeff winger pretending to be the dean in community
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    Bro asked the right person <2 So?? Ex 2 online 8:47 PM Today Hi BFF 8:47 PM / I have an exam tomorrow 8:47 PM / 8:47 PM / Any cheating tips? 8:47 PM /
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    I wanna get underneath the table and make it hard for you to talk IG: @tinderfeed
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    Who getting da best head?? WhatsApp Twitter Facebook JoyPixels 3 IG: @tinderfeed Apple Google Microsoft Samsung G
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    When he doesn't know that side of you yet: Do you need a ride for tomorrow ABC Today 8:59 PM A ride on your di "di" # IG: @tinderfeed 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 /:; () $ & @ ? ! Send space Do you need a ride for tomorrow ← Yea "Yea" return 123 Yeah 0qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm Today 8:59 PM # 0 Send space Years X return
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    When my wife is telling me something important but she is naked:
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    When you've been riding him for 42 seconds but you're used to him busting within 30 seconds IG: @tinderfeed
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    How women be looking when a guy is wearing grey sweatpants: of IG: @tinderfeed 00 11
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